As we wind down from another Thanksgiving, we’d like to pause to give thanks for all of you who, week after week, cut up on Twitter. And what better way is there to honor the foolishness that goes on there than to deliver our Blavity fam special Thanksgiving tweets of the week?
Thanksgiving is about being thankful, but it’s also about eating. Now, before everyone gets to sit and go full glutton, someone’s got to slave for hours over a hot stove.
Fortunately, Twitter had some helpful cooking tips, like this 100 percent true gem:
— Meek (@Kiingg6) November 14, 2018
And also this important tidbit:
The Mac and cheese is more important than the turkey
— JoDaGoon (@LoyolMafia) November 19, 2018
Speaking of mac and cheese, a version of the classic gone wrong had someone’s aunt dispensing wisdom about the time and place for culinary experimentation:
Y’all please listen to My auntie snap ????????????she was soooo mad because my cousin tried to make some macaroni yesterday with cream cheese and messed up the whole meal????????♀️ From Miami to Tally for some foolishness ???? pic.twitter.com/Rkc0ti9Yu4
— αиαуѕια????????????♀️ (@Miami_Babbyyy) November 23, 2018
With Thanksgiving often comes snow, and with snow, shoveling. These kids got a chance to see snow for the first time this year, and it couldn’t be more adorable:
Eritrean kids #refugees in Toronto enjoying their first snow.
This Thanksgiving, we're grateful for food, shelter & warm hearts who welcome those far less fortunate. Thank you. pic.twitter.com/HOWQ5gpdYA— Lifting Hands NGO (@LiftingHandsINT) November 23, 2018
White House correspondent Yamiche Alcindor has had a tough time at work recently, but she reminded all of us about the true meaning of the holiday in an inspirational post:
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Grateful for my husband, my family and friends, and the right and responsibility the to ask any question the public wants answered. ????????
— Yamiche Alcindor (@Yamiche) November 22, 2018
The dinner table brings together people of all ideological stripes, and that can make things a little awkward. This Twitter user got real, reminding everyone arguments take on a different tone when you’re not behind a keyboard:
Y’all aren’t clapping back at any of your “problematic” relatives at dinner tomorrow. The table isn’t the TL, Big Mama gone judo chop you in the throat
— A Spike Lee Joint (@ImNoRoleModel) November 21, 2018
Some folks have no fear, thankfully, and aren’t afraid to clap back at their elders. We could go on forever sharing the best #thanksgivingclapbacks, but here are a few that we really loved:
Big Cousin: You still ain’t learned how to play spades?
Little Cousin: You still ain’t learned how to read?#ThanksgivingClapbacks
pic.twitter.com/IKPa6v45Iy— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) November 22, 2018
Aunt: What did you use to dry the dishes?
Me: Your cornbread#thanksgivingclapbacks
— H-Town Lover (@Warrior6210) November 22, 2018
Cousin: So where’s your girlfriend?
Me: Where’s your dad?#thanksgivingclapbacks
pic.twitter.com/WDNdKwYCwj— Brandon Diston (@svpremebr) November 20, 2018
Aunt: I hear you're struggling in school
Me: Just like you're struggling with that rent#thanksgivingclapbacks
pic.twitter.com/5AbqNk6RWi— Tea Tea???? (@thatsjusttea_) November 20, 2018
Uncle: That’s yo third plate
Me: That’s yo third wife #thanksgivingclapbacks
pic.twitter.com/DjyOEwnGWs— Brandon Diston (@svpremebr) November 17, 2018
Aunt: “How then grades looking”?
Me: “Just like your weave, not on track.”#ThanksgivingClapbacks
pic.twitter.com/U6vMGlbI45— Drift???? (@DrifterShoots) November 22, 2018
For a lot of folks, Thanksgiving and football go hand-in-hand which makes finding the remote to turn on the TV serious business:
Y’all ever notice when you lose the remote you lose trust in everyone?
“Are you sitting on the remote?”
– “No”
“Stand up”
— Parker (@_ParkerH) November 19, 2018
The Macy’s Day Parade is something else that’s big for a lot of families. But not the Legend/Teigen family, apparently. Maybe things were different this year since John performed in it?
Hahahahaha perfect https://t.co/PhmCaiAFxE
— John Legend (@johnlegend) November 22, 2018
We’re not sure if this is a Badu family tradition or not, but Erykah Badu prepared a turkey like none we’ve ever seen:
Happy Indigenous Rights Day. Justice, give thanks. I feel it. Peace on Earth and Sex on Saturn. pic.twitter.com/g3el0wMdEv
— ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) November 22, 2018
After Thanksgiving, the holiday shopping season kicks off which, of course, begs the following, very, very good question:
They ain’t got no Black Friday deals on bills?
— Zee (@CocoapuffKisses) November 23, 2018
One last word to the wise before we go for the week. All you Black Friday shoppers out there watch out; it is called Black Friday after all:
“Hello? 911? This Friday’s black.” pic.twitter.com/AqwnbuDMAS
— Kashana (@kashanacauley) November 23, 2018
Enjoy your weekend everyone — hope you had a great Thanksgiving! See you next week!
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