Many people look forward to the fall season, but one thing we aren’t looking forward to is the autumn-inspired premiere of Pumpkin Spice Spam.

As much as we wish this wasn’t a thing, Hormel Foods — the makers of Spam — announced to CNN that the limited edition of the canned meat product will hit Walmart shelves and their online store on September 23. The pumpkin spice flavor will include cinnamon, clove, allspice and nutmeg.

It’s real, it’s delicious and it’s for your enjoyment. Look for limited edition SPAM® Pumpkin Spice 2-packs coming Sept. 23rd to https://t.co/cdPAAqrwms and https://t.co/EEa1WIc63I. Eat one, save one! #SPAMBrand
#pumpkin
#pumpkinspice
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— The SPAM® Brand (@SPAMbrand) August 15, 2019

Clearly, the Twitter universe had much to say about this unnecessary invention.

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— Jarred Hill (@JarredHill) August 15, 2019

We regret to inform you that pumpkin spice Spam exists https://t.co/8pnLgUPu9t
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— Mashable (@mashable) August 14, 2019

#TheBestPartAboutMyDay is pumpkin spice spam, said no one ever pic.twitter.com/CNz3SaxxSI

— Scott Williams (@jswilliams1962) August 15, 2019

No. Just…no. https://t.co/DOu00qvMrp via @ABC11_WTVD

— John Clark ABC11 (@JohnClarkABC11) August 16, 2019

It’s only the middle of August and Pumpkin Spice Spam already ruined my entire holiday season.

— WhatserName (@IamEveryDayPpl) August 15, 2019

While the food brand suggests that eaters pair the canned meat dish with waffles or cornbread, we'll just stick to what we know and leave the pumpkin spice to our hot, caffeinated beverages.

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