Tiffany Haddish is super intriguing, so it makes sense that when Vanity Fair sat down with the famous comedian and actress the magazine had her answer one of the most renowned personality tests: the Proust Questionnaire.
The Last O.G. star touched on a wide range of topics in the quiz, from her greatest fear to her most overused word (spoiler alert: it's "b***h.")
Haddish was asked about her greatest journey, and while you may be expecting a Super Soul Sunday-like answer to that question, remember this is the fabulous Tiffany Haddish we're talking about here.
"My greatest journey was being born. It’s hard work squeezing your head out of a vagina," said Haddish. "I remember it like it was yesterday. My head hurts every time I think about it."
More like Super Silly Sunday, and we love her for it!
Going in that same route, what does Haddish consider to be happiness?
"My idea of perfect happiness? You don’t want to know my idea of perfect happiness," Haddish quipped.
We do, though!
"Okay, I’ll tell you: an orgasm with a beautiful man that loves me, is more successful than me, and allows me to be me," she said. "AAANNND, because my list is long: I’m doing what I love for a living and that is bringing joy and happiness to others. Plus, twice a year, I get to go on a yacht and go to a tropical, beautiful location where I can see the bottom of the ocean. Plus, I’m never hungry, my house is clean, and it doesn’t have roaches. Nobody in my family asks me for money; they only ask to have a good time with me. There is so much more I want to say, but I still have 35 more questions to answer."
She is everything. A common question when getting to know someone is, "what's your greatest fear?" And, well, Haddish wasn't about to spill all the tea, now.
"Not making $285 million," she joked, before screaming, "I WILL NEVER TELL YOU MY GREATEST FEARS! THAT’S HOW YOU LET YOUR ENEMIES TAKE YOU DOWN!"
Marie Claire recently did a similar exercise with the star, asking Haddish a bunch of random questions, including what songs she wants to play at her funeral.
"A compilation of hip-hop from the ’90s and ’80s and maybe one Cardi B song," Haddish exclaimed. "'Little bitch you can’t f*ck with me … ' That funeral would be a straight party. I want people to be celebrating the life I lived, not mourning it."
Oh, and her life motto may not surprise you since she's always saying it!
"She ready."
She sure is!