Going back to #tweetlikeapickme because it's fun and smart, unlike my mentions— jamilah lemieux (@JamilahLemieux) February 29, 2016'
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1. The “This is why you don’t have a ring” pick-me
Females body count over 6, go out clubbin, don't know how to fix a plate and yet expect a man to marry them. #tweetlikeapickme — BOMB HEAD HONEY (@xingyeezy) March 1, 2016 '
2. The “If he cheats it’s your fault” pick-me
#TweetLikeAPickMe you left bc he was unfaithful? smh we grown, men cheat. maybe u should ask URSELF what YOU did to make him cheat— #freekesha (@thinkbri) February 29, 2016'
3. The “Ride or die” pick-me
You say you hold your man down, but I bet you wouldn't even do a 10-year-bid for him. Smh you females ain't loyal #tweetlikeapickme — jamilah lemieux (@JamilahLemieux) February 29, 2016 '
4. The “Keep this on the low-low” pick-me
"You gotta be lowkey if you want a man to respect you. No Twitter, Facebook, email, SS number, just don't exist" #TweetLikeAPickMe— not lucy (@CJEIGHRUN) February 29, 2016'
5. The “Everyone makes mistakes” pick-me
You girls really out here leaving after your man cheats once?????? Let him make his mistakes! Watch him grow! #TweetLikeAPickMe — Tamara Eseoghene. (@WantSomeTee) February 29, 2016 '
6. The “I’m a homebody” pick-me
I swear I never go out, parties aren't my thing. I'm just a lowkey girl who stares at the wall #TweetLikeAPickMe— Nneomz! (@VivaLaNneoma) February 29, 2016'
7. The “I don’t mind being neglected” pick me
Yall hoes insecure, he dosent have to take me out, call me, or even know my last name cause he already knows where home is!#tweetlikeapickme — Lil' Kim (@COCOFalana) February 29, 2016 '
8. The “Your man’s needs come first” pick me
Yall will pay 300 to see Beyonce but won't pay a mans 300 dollar phone bill? Yikes.... That's why you're single boo #tweetlikeapickme— rose femme (@Namastaywoke) February 29, 2016'
10. The “I don’t mind being subordinate” pick- me
Only hoes go to college. Everything I need know I can learn from my KING #tweetlikeapickme — rose femme (@Namastaywoke) February 29, 2016 '
11. The “As long as he comes home to me” pick me
You left him the first time he cheated? Girl, grow up. Men gonna cheat. Worry about who he comes home to. #Tweetlikeapickme— Bean (@xoGiaxo_) February 29, 2016'
12. The “I don’t need a rich man” pick- me
Yall can keep your $200 dates. A Lunchables and a bottle of warm Boone Farm is enough for me, bae #TweetLikeAPickMe — Escaped Goat (@MissZindzi) February 29, 2016 '
13. The “My girl got two jobs” pick me
I don't understand why you females want a man with a job when you could just work two: one for you and one for him #tweetlikeapickme— jamilah lemieux (@JamilahLemieux) February 29, 2016'
14. The “Clubs are for thots” pick me
*9pm on a Friday* about to get ready for bed, I love being a homebody unlike the rest of you hoes #tweetlikeapickme — Sasha Thumper (@MormonBeKnowing) February 29, 2016 '
15. The “Superwoman” pick me
I cook , clean, can build a house up from scratch, can watch 40 kids at one time and I cover myself up. #tweetlikeapickme— CAN (@__SoulFlower) February 29, 2016'
16. The “Old fashioned” pick me
Y'all chicks really out here not cooking for your man and making his plate? Glad I'm not one of these new aged broads #tweetlikeapickme — Actually a Cat (@DatGirl_ICEY) February 29, 2016 '
17. The “Modesty is the best policy” pick me
"Be Ayesha is a world full of Ambers. Respectable women respect themselves" #tweetlikeapickme— Mrs. Grotke (@__BHB__) February 29, 2016'
18. The “Real queens” pick me
Y'all out here applauding Cardi B & Amber rose instead of Oprah & Queen Elizabeth. .. Well I guess hoes of a feather... #tweetlikeapickme — Marco... (@Veeiz_Nuts) February 29, 2016 '
19. The “Build your man up, don’t break him down” pick me
20. The “Slut-shaming” pick me
So sad. Women these days out here with body counts over 5 and expect respect? Lol. #tweetlikeapickme — Adri (@itsonlytwiterr) February 29, 2016 '
21. The “I cook for my mans” pick me
#tweetlikeapickme pic.twitter.com/kiQFHYnOAG — Spoiled Spinster (@blackgirlgeeky) February 29, 2016 '