Far too often, people waste white tears. Instead of drinking them, people let them fall to the floor. But these women decided to take an alternative route — the route of hydration.
1. Can someone make this into a bumper sticker?
2. Bey called BLACK women to get in “Formation.”
“All women slay” -a white woman writing a think piece right now
— BlackPussySupreme (@Virtuous_Queen_) February 7, 2016
3. White feminists get amnesia about racism in feminism.
It’s Black and Brown women who sweep the floors after white women break glass ceilings.
— callmeWin (@WintanaMN) June 8, 2016
4. Can you break my Tubman when you open your drawer?
5. When your white privilege card doesn’t work in North Korea.
6. She still doesn’t understand the question.
7. LOL, okay girl.
“I’d Rather Exaggerate My Oppression Than Acknowledge Yours” #whitefeminism #suffragette pic.twitter.com/slEpQJDRC0
— Miz Jenkins (@TheChangeU12C) October 5, 2015
8. When will the angry black woman trope die?
9. She told JT to save his kumbaya, white liberalism!
Tell that to Janet. @jtimberlake
— roxane gay (@rgay) June 27, 2016
10. My feminism isn’t set by your standards.
11. Dear Taylor Swift, you still know nothing.
‘I’ve done nothing but love & support you’ pic.twitter.com/Tb9K9YMCLg
— Selina Thompson (@SelinaNThompson) July 21, 2015
12. When you’re born with bomb curls and beautiful skin.
When you’re glad you were born a black woman so you don’t have to spend all your money trying to pretend to be one pic.twitter.com/GG02MS7DoQ
— ️ (@PelicanDick) June 22, 2016
13. Beyoncé said “prove to me you got some coordination.”
14. Buzzfeed tried it, and Evelyn from the Internets got ’em.
15. Stop trying to make Lena Dunham happen. She’s never going to happen.
Sorry for molesting a sibling and saying sorry for reclaiming your independence aren’t the same thing https://t.co/yapsFOA0mX
— ♡ JULISSA ♡ (@QueenIdle) May 27, 2016
16. Honestly, Black History Month needs to be extended to a year.
17. Zendaya said “you thought wrong.”
18. Seriously, hire more black writers at Vogue.
Lupita said not the fuck today pic.twitter.com/rQX90TFbME
— Protein Packed Pussy (@MafiosoRo) May 5, 2016
19. I do need some candles for my bathroom…
20. Please tell me how your ancestors assimilated into whiteness.
21. Nicki asked Miley a simply brilliant question
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