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7 Things Beyoncé Could Do — Including Witchcraft — That Wouldn't Stop Me From Stanning

It's the cult way.

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News recently broke of Beyoncé's ex-drummer, Kimberly Thompson, filing a restraining order against the Lemonade singer after her alleged use of "extreme witchcraft."  

Among all the rumors and gossip I have ever heard before about Mrs. Carter, this is by far the most interesting. Thompson accused Beyoncé of some pretty bizarre acts, including “magic spells of sexual molestation,” tapping her phones and "murdering" her kitten.

While these allegations have yet to be confirmed as true, it is cool to think that my fave isn't above casting a few spells to be petty. Though this scandal, in particular, is rather peculiar, this isn't the first time a celebrity of high stature has become the focus of similar gossip. (Remember all those Illuminati conspiracy theories?)

In short, this is nothing unheard of.

Now I've been in the Hive since before the Hive had a name, which means I know a lot about my fave. However, since Beyoncé is so infamously tight-lipped, I can't help but think what other stunts or scandals she could find herself in that would ever make me love her any less. 

But here's a few to think about: 

1. SELL US OLD MUSIC.

I'd still buy it.


2. STEAL CHRISTMAS.

I don't need Christmas anyway, Queen!


3. GO BALD.

Me when Lemonade dropped.


4. STEAL THE 'MONA LISA.'

Look at her — she's plotting.


5. RUN FOR PRESIDENT.

Source: Tumblr

Resume on fleek!


6. JUMP OFF A BUILDING — AGAIN.

Because clearly she can fly.

7. RETIRE

Hell nah! Beyoncé is here to stay....

FOREVER.

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