Boy, are we glad y'all didn’t give Twitter up for Lent.
After Daniel Caesar found himself lecturing Black folks in the name of a culture vulture and a clip of Maya Angelou had the Twitterverse shook, the witticisms had no chill.
Oh, he going to jail jail.
This nigga wore this to court lol pic.twitter.com/jUXChKEBEa— Nann (@Nannmane1) March 17, 2019
“I tell my mom, I’ll never be like any of those negroes.” pic.twitter.com/W5D0IitmJD— Mikey Targaryen. (@CatwalkDarling) March 20, 2019
Goats brag differently.
This is what I mean when I say I enjoy long strolls on the beach 😂 lol pic.twitter.com/2sKsLxcdrc— NaomiOsaka大坂なおみ (@Naomi_Osaka_) March 16, 2019
He's not getting a tie and card on Father's Day.
That man thanos really chucked his daughter off a cliff to ice out his wrist— L.j. (@airdurante) March 20, 2019
Someone finally solved one of the biggest mysteries in the Black community.
Bobby Shmurda's hat https://t.co/QBCU5LwphX— Him K (@YouSoThotful) March 22, 2019
It be like that sometimes.
I swear to god jerry, same. https://t.co/qv7zOVWnNB— سيف (@SaiFalasi) March 19, 2019
We stan a body positive queen.
IF U CAN BE A SKINNY LEGEND WHILE LISTENING TO MARIAH— |L I Z Z O| (@lizzo) March 20, 2019
YOU CAN BE A THICK BITCH WHILE LISTENING TO LIZZO
LOVE TO ALL BODIES 🌈 https://t.co/JpuPCFlBiY
We feel attacked.
this is every journalist headshot pic.twitter.com/4SxZTgpn1k— Ruchira Sharma (@RuchoSharma) March 19, 2019
A bank account by any other name is just as empty.
We not broke y’all, we just in financial transition.— Nona (@neauxna) March 17, 2019
Reframe that shit. pic.twitter.com/SKZ2uNpYjG
BLACK. WOMEN. GOT. THIS.
Stop regulating how Black Women speak.— ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ (@merelynora) March 18, 2019
Stop regulating how Black Women dress.
Stop regulating how Black Women react.
Stop regulating how Black Women wear hair.
Stop regulating how Black Women love.
Stop regulating how Black Women live.
Stop regulating. We got it. Thanks.
She told you, sis.
My 13yr old sister wants to start ‘experimenting’ with makeup. My 21yr old sister tells her it’s too early to start doing that, she’s still a little too young. My 13yr old sister says to her “this is why you’re 21 and you can’t do your own makeup” 💀😭😭😭😭😭💔— Kamo (@KassAmoy) March 16, 2019
That's Ms. Angelou to you.
“I know how to make a bitch mad, don’t I?” pic.twitter.com/PDg0wVsAl3— 👽🛸 (@Ultra_Marx) March 16, 2019
The Powerpuff Girls always had smoke and fire for Mojo.
Powerpuff girls BROKE INTO JAIL to clap mojo jojo. He ain’t even ask for smoke they just gave it https://t.co/Iw90CCTQJq— Donny (@DonovanAllen13) March 19, 2019
May you never find your chill, Twitter.
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