Like many of us, the first thing Stacey Dash did this morning was open her social media after shortly opening her eyes. No harm there except she took to Twitter (because what else does she have to do) to disparage Rep. Maxine Waters. In response to a write up celebrating the acceptance speech given by Waters' at this year's Black Girls Rock Awards on BET, Dash wrote, "This is how you spin a corrupt media buffoon sucking up her late in life 15 minutes." 

Now, I don't pretend to understand the plight of a "has been" B-lister. Whether she's trolling or campaigning for a return as a commentator on Fox News, or going extra hard getting into character for a role in the Get Out sequel is none of my concern, but someone needs to come and get her. Who's it going to be?

Gab, you got us?

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What about you Georgina?

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Kanye, talk to your girl before it all falls down. Wait…never mind. Too late.

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Damon. Please! Come get your cousin.

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So nobody wants to take responsibility for this? We're just waiting to hear what Auntie Maxine has to say because we already know it's going to be good.

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