Tiffany Haddish added a bit more lemon to the tea on her Beyoncé fangirl moment in her most interview and, boyyyy does it escalate quickly.
“There was this actress there,” Haddish told GQ about the party she met Queen Bey at. "That's just, like, doing the mostest … She bit Beyoncé in the face."
JIGGA WHAT?!
Of course, that news prompted Black Twitter to put on their sleuthing hats and try to guess who it was. The Bey Hive was on the case … and ready to swarm. And thus, the #WhoBitBeyonce hashtag was born.
I cannot leave this planet without knowing who bit Beyonce in the face— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 26, 2018
Folks guessed actresses from Jennifer Lawerence to Lena Dunham … and everyone in between.
Trying to bite Beyoncé seems Jennifer-Lawrence adjacent— bolu babalola (@BeeBabs) March 26, 2018
Paula Patton is on enough drugs to bite Beyoncé’s face… but do they run in the same circles? ????— Not Yves (@Not_Yves) March 26, 2018
If someone really did bite Beyoncé, it my bet is on either Jlaw, Amy Schumer or Lena Dunham.— Rayquaza (@Ashyknowles) March 26, 2018
Let’s narrow it down. Possible suspects:
•Lena Dunham
•Jennifer Lawrence
•Lena Dunham
•The star of ‘Girls’#WhoBitBeyonce?— Philip Lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) March 26, 2018
Girl next time you wanna tell stories, say the names or keep it on the playground @TiffanyHaddish #WhoBitBeyonce pic.twitter.com/osjdTID0UA— Ale Sharpton (@ennas_mood) March 26, 2018
Seeing #WhoBitBeyonce trending has got me WEAK! Trust and know, this mystery SHALL be solved! @TiffanyHaddish tell us who did it, girl!— yvette nicole brown (@YNB) March 26, 2018
Twitter user @joshhottness dedicated an entire thread to the case, which is developing at the time of this article posting. Based on the info Haddish provided, he narrowed it down as best as he could. He even cited the famous Vanity Fair photo of black excellence, noting that the people in the picture could've been at the Vanity Fair party. Or maybe invited to the top secret Oscars afterparty Bey threw?
Finding info on the attendees is gonna be tough because, as it was an event thrown by the Carters®, photography was strictly prohibited.
…but pic.twitter.com/2arE9pJ1io— ANCHOR BLUE EMPLOYEE ???? (@joshhottness) March 26, 2018
Ok, so we need to rundown some names of A-C list actresses who could've potentially been at that party. pic.twitter.com/G3ItzrEUFr— ANCHOR BLUE EMPLOYEE ???? (@joshhottness) March 26, 2018
Some facts we know:
-Chrissy Tiegen has heard things and she knows the person involved is "terrible."
-Beyoncé said "the bitch is on drugs."
-Tiffany Haddish felt like she could whoop that ass.#WhoBitBeyonce pic.twitter.com/qGN5LoQkMn— ANCHOR BLUE EMPLOYEE ???? (@joshhottness) March 26, 2018
There are a couple of faces that I have my eye on for it. They were most-likely also at the VF party. Quite possibly also in this picture. pic.twitter.com/7ZXolB8z9p— ANCHOR BLUE EMPLOYEE ???? (@joshhottness) March 26, 2018
I have an insider at the venue where the party was held…I totally forgot about this.
IDK if plucking them for info is worth them potentially losing their job, tho…but possibly.???????????????????? pic.twitter.com/3MlMPTeHZK— ANCHOR BLUE EMPLOYEE ???? (@joshhottness) March 26, 2018
Y'all, it definitely ain't Jennifer Lawrence (wasn't invited)
Gwyneth wasn't in town.
…and it's not Ali Larter, either because, well we know what would've happened pic.twitter.com/izYEGzaNhF— ANCHOR BLUE EMPLOYEE ???? (@joshhottness) March 26, 2018
I'm doing some deep diving on a couple of the names that have been suggested…
I feel like Detective Stabler! pic.twitter.com/lbnm4PQCwv— ANCHOR BLUE EMPLOYEE ???? (@joshhottness) March 26, 2018
The BeyHive were definitely buck and ready to knuck:
the beyhive after finding out #WhoBitBeyonce pic.twitter.com/i7CuGumhKi— emily???? (@holybeystan) March 26, 2018
"WHO BIT BEYONCE?!" #WhoBitBeyonce pic.twitter.com/XeJAVi99cL— PrestonMitchum (@PrestonMitchum) March 26, 2018
The Beyhive rn #WhoBitBeyonce pic.twitter.com/de5S1bwxan— DreamYoncé ???????????????????? (@DreamYonce347) March 26, 2018
The chick #WhoBitBeyonce when she realized Twitter and the Beyhive were alerted pic.twitter.com/4LfLu3laJp— ????????????????????'???? ℂ???????????????????????? (@letmelivetonite) March 26, 2018
We know one thing, if the BeyHive is on the case, the person will be found–eventually. And Black Twitter has been building quite the reputation for super sleuthing lately. Maybe Haddish will even reveal it herself. Whatever happens, we'll be here–perched.
