Dear ~~Mr. and Mrs. Obama~~ Barry and Michelle,

I know the rules state that I should refer to you as former President and First Lady, but I think we all can agree that we're on a first-name basis at this stage in our relationship. Eight years of our ups and downs, and you've got me out here looking like Boo Boo the Fool.

I'm mourning and you're having the time of your lives.

I see you.Photo: PopSugar

Seeing your newfound happiness is like scrolling on an ex-lover's Facebook timeline, praying that my fat fingers don't accidentally push the like button. Browsing your vacations pics is like peeking at an Insta Story; you know there's always someone watching.

I can't remember the last time you smiled at me like this.

Photo: Jack Brockway

Legs looking all strong.

Photo: Jack Brockway/Virgin.com

And Michelle, you acted as if you didn't want to wave.

Obama's on vacation with the hat backwards. He's never coming back. pic.twitter.com/RUakcwwgtT

— Philip Lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) February 1, 2017

While gallivanting in New York, you were still acting like you didn't see anybody, Michelle.

WATCH: The Obamas in NYC this afternoon. Source tells me Mrs. Obama will be in NYC all weekend. pic.twitter.com/FU6GjKzyoN

— Yashar (@yashar) March 10, 2017

Tell the truth. Are ya'll getting fit for another country?

Photo: Giphy

Then you come back home with an extra shade of melanin like nothing happened; both looking fine as hell.Photo: AP Images

This is worse than when James from Good Times died.Photo: Giphy

Seeing you gone start another sad love song racking my brain.

Take back that sad word goodbye.Photo: C-SPAN

Bring back the joy to my life.Photo: BET

Don't leave me here with these tears. Come and kiss this pain away.Photo: Get Out

I can't forget the day you left.Photo: CNN

Time is so unkind, and life is so cruel, without you here beside me.Photo: Fences

Un-break my heart.Photo: Tumblr

Say you'll love me again.Photo: Tumblr

Undo this hurt you caused when you walked out the door, and walked out of my life.Photo: CNN

Uncry these tears. I cried so many nights.Photo: C-SPAN

Unbreak my heart, oh Barack.

At one time you tweeted us three, even four times a week. Now, you barely show your face one time on the TL.Photo: The Color Purple

Is this the end? Mama told me one day it was gonna happen, but she never told me when. Barack. Michelle. Let us know. Send us a sign. Did you ever love us?

While the two of you were out having a good time, the babysitter you left us with, the one with the bad sew-in, is torching our very existence.Photo: Giphy

Word on the street is, Barry, you're looking at returning to politics.Photo: ABC

Barry. Michelle LaVaughn. Do we ever cross your mind?

I don't normally give up eight years that easily to just anybody. You two meant something. It was special. Now, I see you have time to stop for coffee and what not. I like coffee too.

Barack Obama being greeted by a crowd while getting coffee as someone yells "SPEECH" just made my entire day ???????? pic.twitter.com/PkSa8prQFC

— Common White Girl (@girlposts) February 24, 2017

If you have time, I'd like to take you out for coffee. Hit me up. If you're not too busy with your new life and all.

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