October is about to bid us farewell, but not before we bring you the best tweets of the week!
Folks were shook when viral sensation Brother Nature's old tweets were discovered. In case you missed it, the posts saluted Hitler, called JAY-Z a monkey, praised Chris Brown's treatment of Rihanna and were generally racist, anti-Semitic and misogynistic. TMZ has them in full. Like any internet tragedy, Twitter turned the whole thing into a hilarious meme.
If Brother Nature wants to be redeemed he has to beat up the sting ray that killed Steve Irwin. Period.
— ♏️ SCORPIO HOE ♏️ (@10browninstreet) October 21, 2018
“It’s upsetting me and my homegirl bc we feel like if you can’t go to brother Nature then where the hell could you go?” pic.twitter.com/xqx66nmIYI
— peta with an a ???????? (@PROGRAMMRZ) October 22, 2018
While we're on the subject of disappointment, imagine being in the hospital, at your most vulnerable, and having a nurse who doesn't even have the common courtesy to hook you up with some intensive wig care.
I passed out and not one nurse thought they should put my wig back on for me. It was literally laying right next to me when I woke up lmaoo this is medical malpractice
— Bb ???????? (@betelonwheels) October 20, 2018
It's Halloween season, and there are pertinent questions that need answers.
how dont nobody be hearing michael myers sneak up on them in them loud ass timbs
— The Artist Formerly Known As MeechOnMars (@DemetriusHarmon) October 22, 2018
On the flip side, as with every Halloween, there were reminders that the blackface jig is up, racist white folks.
You will see white ppl smear on dark brown face paint to portray Black celebs who are almost as light as they are. Easy confirmation that blackface on Halloween is not about spoofing the celeb/character in as much as it’s about reveling in the same ol’ racist caricatures.
— Stereo Williams (@StereoTheSecond) October 23, 2018
And the winner of this week's "Most Accurate Tweet" Award goes to …
My hand after I take a mean nap laying on my arm. https://t.co/R1DN0esSsY
— Nisan Joseph (@NisanJoseph) October 22, 2018
A close runner-up was this tweet that asked why anyone would want to waste time on those job applications and emails that begin with the same dreaded phrase.
“We Regret to inform you that while your qualifications were impressive, we have decided to pursue other candid-“
Me: pic.twitter.com/CTvcD9uzJE
— Nekole. (@hellonekole) October 22, 2018
It was a close one on the "Most Accurate Tweet" Award this week, so enjoy one more runner-up:
This is how the avi’s of white men over age 50 look pic.twitter.com/ShkKNQe9DL
— Tᴡᴇɴᴛʏ ᴊᴜᴀɴ sᴀᴠᴀɢᴇ (@juannisaac) October 23, 2018
Cardi B came through with a new song and with the gospel … wait, what?
When Cardi B said "I be in & out the bank so much i know they tired of me" I felt that ????Cause I be in there tryna dispute as many charges as possible????????♂️
— Lil Rich Aka Crash (@Crash_The_King) October 23, 2018
If you ever wondered how Cardi secures all those bags, wonder no more:
how you secure the bag after getting that bread… pic.twitter.com/aoIxZ7Nz22
— coconut head (@adriennedenaee) October 25, 2018
Would someone give this little brother a mic so he can drop it?
my dad to my 9y/o brother: all you do is sit and watch videos of people playing video games.. why don’t you just play the games yourself??
my brother: do you play college football at alabama?
— madi drew (@madiidrew) October 20, 2018
That moment when soon-to-be parents begin mapping middle names due to this alphabet inspiration. Michael B. Jordan's child is obviously going to be named Michael C. Jordan.
Michael B Jordan daddy name is Michael A Jordan … I been pissed off ever since I found that out
— ⚜️Bounty Boy B-U-N™⚜️ (@BayouBun) October 26, 2018
The Mega Millions finally found its jackpot winner, and the IRS is definitely in the cut like this. Without. A. Doubt.
The IRS waiting for the lottery jackpot winner to be announced pic.twitter.com/JTQpgogQKB
— Plathanos ???????????? @Twitch Con (@SavinTheBees) October 24, 2018
And remember kids, voting is important no matter what the circumstances. November 6 is the day.
Me during a home invasion and the burglar tells me they haven’t registered to vote pic.twitter.com/nKLARcDe95
— Sofi ???? LaLonde (@SofiLaLonde) October 19, 2018
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